The best things in life really are free. So are some of the terrible things. The most recent atrocity comes, of course, from MTV (goddamn kids with their hair-dos, muzak and drugs!). The show is about the guidinest of Guids living and working together in a house somewhere on the Jersey Shore.
One character on the show calls himself "The Situation". Why, you ask? Because his abs are redonkulous. So he can say "Hey ladiez, let me show you the situation" and then he can lift up his shirt, flex hard and watch them jizz in their pants. Or whatever chicks do that is equivalent to jizzing. In the spirit of hot, tan, juiced guidos everywhere, my buddy Eric has deemed himself "The Predicament" and I will now refer to myself as "The Status Quo".
So let me tell you about the state of my abs. In anticipation of the high-calorie holiday season, I have re-opened Courage Corner to the general public. Unfortunately, the general public is not nearly as excited as my close friends, who have been the only people to attend the "hugeness" sessions that take place Tuesday, Thursday and Saturdays for the next few weeks. Great things are happening there and most of them involve short shorts and a whole lot of "dude sweat". By January 1st I plan to be grating cheese, crushing walnuts and hand-washing underwear on my rippling abs. In fact, I can already see the seedling baby-heads poking up through my belly like Kuato from Total Recall.
Yeah. My stomach could look like that! Awesome.
Here are a few things coming down the pipe in my bike life:
- An amazing Christmas present for my girlfriend (think pink)
- Fuji Gran Tourer paint job and SS rebuild (can you guess the color?)
- Road wheels for the rollers
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